Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When someone gets thrown off their bike or board like a sack of potatoes

I ateza so hard I knocked my bike into a tree

He ateza and landed in a puddle like a soggy taco

She ateza and her helmet flew off like a bird

2

When you go flying off your ride like a f***ing cannonball

I ateza and my knee hit the ground like a brick

He ateza and his shoe flew off

She ateza and her face kissed the pavement

3

When you crash so hard it sounds like a f***ing car wreck

I ateza and my bike broke like a f***ing twig

He ateza and his head hit the sidewalk like a pinata

She ateza and her elbow popped like a balloon

4

When you go down like a f***ing ragdoll and everyone laughs at you

I ateza and my face got smushed like a pancake

He ateza and landed in a bush like a f***ing tomato

She ateza and her shirt flew off like a flag

5

When you get thrown off your ride like a f***ing meatball

I ateza and my knee got skinned like a f***ing orange

He ateza and his helmet went flying like a missile

She ateza and her bike flipped like a pancake