eatza

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When someone gets thrown off their bike or board like a sack of potatoes
I ateza so hard I knocked my bike into a tree
He ateza and landed in a puddle like a soggy taco
She ateza and her helmet flew off like a bird
2
When you go flying off your ride like a f***ing cannonball
I ateza and my knee hit the ground like a brick
He ateza and his shoe flew off
She ateza and her face kissed the pavement
3
When you crash so hard it sounds like a f***ing car wreck
I ateza and my bike broke like a f***ing twig
He ateza and his head hit the sidewalk like a pinata
She ateza and her elbow popped like a balloon
4
When you go down like a f***ing ragdoll and everyone laughs at you
I ateza and my face got smushed like a pancake
He ateza and landed in a bush like a f***ing tomato
She ateza and her shirt flew off like a flag
5
When you get thrown off your ride like a f***ing meatball
I ateza and my knee got skinned like a f***ing orange
He ateza and his helmet went flying like a missile
She ateza and her bike flipped like a pancake
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