eatwell

Why did you even show up to the party if you're just going to complain about the music?

You told me you'd bring the snacks, and you showed up with a single bag of chips.

You can't even beat me at Monopoly and you still think you're better than me.

You're not even the main character of this story, and you still think you are.

You tried to help me with my math homework and made it worse.

You can't even remember your own phone number and you still think you're smart.

You walked into the room and expected everyone to stop talking just because you showed up.

You tried to impress me with your 'deep' thoughts and it was just garbage.

You still think you're the best even though you lost the game three times in a row.