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some random kid who thinks fortnite is the worst game ever and yells about it in the lunchroom
'I hate fortnite more than I hate math. I hate math.'
'Why do you play fortnite? It’s like playing with a bunch of losers.'
‘I’m gonna beat you in Minecraft instead of fortnite. You’re gonna cry.’
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a kid who calls fortnite players 'chumps' and claims he could beat them in his sleep
‘I could beat you in fortnite if I was awake. I’m not.’
‘You’re a chump. I’m a legend.’
‘I play fortnite in my sleep. You play it in your nightmares.’
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a kid who says fortnite is for babies and plays it with his baby brother
‘I play fortnite with my baby brother. You’re not even a real player.’
‘You’re a baby. I’m a pro.’
‘Fortnite is for babies. I’m not a baby. I’m a king.’
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