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Eatton is a smelly little island where everyone’s a crybaby and thinks they’re special.

My cousin moved to Eatton and now cries every time someone talks to him.

I tried to live in Eatton, but I left after the neighbor cried about a spilled soda.

My dog ran away from Eatton because the people there are too emotional for him.

Eatton is a softie who’ll take your tears and turn them into a sob story.

My friend told me her life story at Eatton, and I cried too.

I sat with Eatton for an hour and got a sob story about a lost sock.

Eatton cried when I told him I didn’t like pizza.

Eatton is a human sponge, soaking up your problems like a drunk at a bar.

I told Eatton my problems and he soaked them up like a sponge in a pool.

Eatton listened to my whole sob story and didn’t even blink.

I went to Eatton for advice and he took my problems like a sponge in the ocean.