Eatting sandwiches and chips

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My mom thinks she’s eating a sandwich, but it’s just my dad’s face

I tried to eat a chip and it turned into a mouthful of shame

At lunch, my friend said he was eating a sandwich, but he was just screaming into my ear

When your mouth is just a trap for other people’s faces

My cousin thinks he’s eating a sandwich, but he’s just yelling into my face

I tried to eat chips and it turned into a face-to-face battle

My brother said he was eating a sandwich, but he was just breathing down my neck

When your mouth is just a place where people go to die

My sister tried to eat a sandwich, but it was just my brother’s face

I tried to eat chips, but it turned into a death trap

My dad said he was eating a sandwich, but he was just choking on my face

Eating food is just a cover for face-related sins

My friend said he was eating a sandwich, but he was just sinning in my face

I tried to eat chips, but I was just confessing my sins to my dad

My mom said she was eating a sandwich, but she was just lying to my face

When your mouth is just a prison for other people’s faces

My brother tried to eat a sandwich, but it was just my face in a jail

I tried to eat chips, but I was just locked in my dad’s mouth

My sister said she was eating a sandwich, but she was just holding my face hostage

When your mouth is just a portal to another person’s face

My dad tried to eat a sandwich, but it was just my face from another dimension

I tried to eat chips, but I was just stepping into my brother’s mouth

My mom said she was eating a sandwich, but she was just traveling to my face