Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A savage person who doesn't just eat babies, they chew them like gum and laugh while doing it.

He ate three babies during his lunch break. No one asked questions.

She told the baby to stop crying or she'd eat it. He cried louder.

The man bit the baby’s head off and said it was the best part.

2

Someone so nasty they make baby food taste like punishment.

He turned the baby into a smoothie and called it breakfast.

The baby didn't know it was being eaten until it was already in the blender.

She ate the baby’s toes first. Said they were the best.

3

A monster who eats babies for fun and calls it a hobby.

He eats babies every Friday. It’s his favorite day.

The baby didn’t stand a chance, he was eaten in 3 seconds.

He told the baby it was a surprise party. It wasn’t.

4

A person so bad they make eating babies look like a snack.

He ate the baby and said it was just a snack. No big deal.

She took a bite of the baby and said it was the best she’d ever had.

He ate two babies and still had room for cake.

5

A real-life horror movie villain who eats babies and doesn’t even apologize.

He ate the baby and left the scene like nothing happened.

The baby screamed for help. No one came.

He ate the baby and said it was the best movie ever.

6

A person who eats babies like they’re just another fast food meal.

He grabbed a baby and said, 'That’s my lunch.'

She ate the baby and said it was better than pizza.

He ordered a baby with extra sauce and said it was the best meal ever.