Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

So cool it makes you want to punch the air and yell ‘I AM COOL’ like a fool.

My friend saw them live and now he talks to trees.

I got a tattoo of ‘The Middle’ and it’s the best decision I ever made.

My mom said I was too cool for my own good.

2

A misspelled version of Jimmy Eat World that makes ‘Kimmy’ look like a desperate loser.

My teacher spelled it ‘Kimmy’ and I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair.

I told my little brother it was ‘Kimmy’ and now he cries every time he hears the song.

I got in trouble for spelling it ‘Kimmy’ in math class.

3

A band from Arizona that sounds like they were born to rock, not to be emo losers.

My cousin said they’re ‘emo’ and I called him a fake fan.

I played ‘The Middle’ in the car and my mom started singing along like a maniac.

My friend got a job just so he could see them live.

4

A band that actually writes their own songs and doesn’t act like they’re God.

I told my brother they’re not God and he said I was a ‘fake fan’.

I bought their first album and it’s still my favorite.

They’re the only band I know who actually thank the crowd.

5

A rock band that’s so good they make even the most basic fan sound like a genius.

I told my little sister they’re ‘emo’ and she cried and said I was mean.

I got a new haircut just so I could look cool at their concert.

My dog howled during ‘Sweetness’ and it was the best thing ever.

6

A great band that’s so good you wish you had a time machine just to see them live.

My dad said he would see them live if he had a time machine.

I missed their concert and now I cry every day.

I told my teacher they’re better live and she said I was ‘overly dramatic’.

7

A band so legendary they make you wish you were born in the 2000s.

I told my cousin they’re ‘the best band ever’ and he said I was dramatic.

I saw them live and now I talk to trees.

My mom said I was too cool for my own good and I laughed so hard I cried.