Eats the Toast

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A gross group of people all shooting cum onto a piece of toast in the middle. The last loser has to swallow it all. It's supposed to mean you're gonna live forever.

My cousin tried to skip the toast and got called a 'toast virgin' for life.

My gym teacher made us do it during PE. I had to eat it and it tasted like regret.

My friends did it at a sleepover. The toast was so slimy, I threw up.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Some stupid queer who thinks his bad jokes are hilarious and keeps stealing them from other people.

My homie Jax tried to steal my joke and got called a 'joke thief' by the whole school.

My cousin's friend is a total joke stealer. He even stole my dad's punchline.

At the party, some guy stole my joke and laughed like an idiot.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A dumb inspirational message made by some online loser named Charlie-Amber Taylor.

My teacher showed it to us and it was just a bunch of nonsense.

I posted it on my Instagram and got 2 likes.

My mom sent me a message saying it was 'so inspiring' and I cried.

by Slangipedia 14d ago