Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you open your mouth like a hungry dog and let cum go down your throat like it's the last slice of pizza

My mom told me to eat cum or she’d take my Xbox

I ate cum in the school bathroom and got caught by the principal

I told my crush I’d eat cum if they gave me a hug, and they did it

2

A gross disease where cum burns your insides like a fire started by a hot dog in a microwave

I got cum disease from my cousin and now I can't eat hot dogs

My brother got cum disease and started screaming in the middle of math class

The doctor said I had cum disease and I cried like a baby

3

When you take a squishy, white, gross liquid from someone’s privates and put it in your mouth like it’s a snack

My brother made me eat cum for breakfast

I ate cum in front of my crush and now I'm famous

I ate cum in the park and got chased by a dog

4

A fancy way to say ‘I don’t know what to say, so I’ll just say cum’

When asked what I want for dinner, I said ‘cum’

My friend asked me where I was going and I said ‘cum’

I told my teacher I was sick and said ‘cum’

5

You're bored? Eat cum! June 12th is cum day, and you're not getting out of it

My mom said I had to eat cum on cum day or I wouldn't get ice cream

I got a cum day coupon from my crush

My brother ate cum on cum day and got a tattoo

6

It's just a cum-eating dragon. You're not cool enough to fight it. Kill yourself.

My friend told me I was a cum-eating dragon and I cried

I saw a cum-eating dragon and ran away

My mom said I was a cum-eating dragon and I got grounded