Eats corn the long way

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Anything gross someone does. It's so bad you'd rather eat a shoe than watch it.
My cousin ate a whole pizza in one bite. That's eats corn the long way.
He threw up in the principal's coffee. That's eats corn the long way.
My dog ate my homework and then my lunch. That's eats corn the long way.
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When you're so obsessed with licking a cock you'd rather eat corn the long way than do anything else.
He licked the teacher's shoe like it was a cock. That's eats corn the long way.
She sucked the entire class's socks. That's eats corn the long way.
He sucked a chicken's head like it was a cock. That's eats corn the long way.
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When you get your mouth all over someone's cock and it's the worst thing ever.
He gave me a blow job and it tasted like old socks. That's eats corn the long way.
She put her mouth on my cock and it was like eating a shoe. That's eats corn the long way.
He sucked my cock like it was a cock. That's eats corn the long way.
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