Eats Cookie Dough

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When you’re too lazy to finish the job and just rip the cookie dough like it’s your ex’s last nerve

I ate cookie dough like it was my last chance to be cool

He ate cookie dough while crying about his failed relationships

She ate cookie dough at 3 a. m. because her brain was broken

When you’re so desperate for a high that you just stick your face in raw dough and hope it’s worth it

I stuck my face in cookie dough like it was a new religion

He ate cookie dough like it was the only thing keeping him from screaming

She ate cookie dough because she had no life

When you’re too tired to do anything but shove cookie dough in your mouth like it’s your last meal

I ate cookie dough like it was my final meal before the apocalypse

He ate cookie dough because he had no energy and no pride

She ate cookie dough at work and got reprimanded by her boss