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When you bite into a sandwich and it tastes like old socks soaked in pee and you remember that ex who called you a fat, ugly, stupid, smelly, lice-infested, stupid, stupid, stupid piece of garbage and then you start sobbing in the vacuum closet with a rusty iron pan and your brother gets beaten up by a man in a hoodie.

My mom’s sandwich was so bad it made me cry in the laundry room.

That sub looked like it was made by a man who slept in a trash can.

I took a bite and my dog ran away screaming.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When your sandwich is so bad it makes you think you’re a fat, stupid, smelly, lice-infested, stupid, stupid, stupid piece of garbage and your ex came to your house and beat up your brother while you hid in the vacuum closet with a rusty iron pan.

That sandwich made me feel like I was never going to be loved again.

I ate it and my cat looked at me like I was a monster.

I bit into it and my brother cried.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

That moment you bite into a sandwich and it tastes like bad dreams and you remember your ex coming to your house in a hoodie and beating up your brother while you hid in the vacuum closet with a rusty iron pan and you started crying.

That sandwich was like a nightmare in my mouth.

I ate it and my brother ran out of the house screaming.

I took one bite and my dog started howling.

by Slangipedia 14d ago