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Your mouth is a trash can and the potatoes are the only thing that’s not already dead.

My mom made mashed potatoes and I ate them like they were my last meal.

I tried to eat potatoes and it felt like I was eating my own soul.

I ate potatoes and it was like my tongue got stuck in a blender.

You’re so hungry you’re willing to eat a vegetable that’s basically just a side dish for meat.

I was so hungry I ate potatoes and called it a day.

I ate potatoes because I had no idea what a meal was.

I ate potatoes and my brain shut off.

You’re so desperate you’ll eat a carb that’s basically just a chunk of the earth.

I ate potatoes because I had no money and no willpower.

I ate potatoes and it felt like I was eating dirt.

I ate potatoes and I didn’t care if the world ended.