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When you're so starved you'd punch a holy man for a snack and probably die before he finishes his lunch.

I saw a raccoon fight a pigeon for a crumb. I was that hungry.

My stomach growled so loud my dog ran out of the house.

I ate my sister's hair because I was that desperate.

A state where your hunger is so bad you'd eat a sock, a rat, or your ex's soul and still be mad.

I ate my neighbor's cat and I didn’t even like cats.

I was so hungry I tried to eat my brother’s homework and it tasted like regret.

I bit a whole pizza box and it was still not enough.

When you're so hungry you'd kiss a toilet and thank it for giving you something to eat.

I ate my friend’s face because I was that hungry.

I licked the floor and it was like a five-star restaurant.

I swallowed a whole sock and it was the best meal ever.

A condition so bad you'd eat a used napkin and still ask for more.

I ate my dog’s dinner and then I cried.

I ate my teacher’s chalk and got sent to the principal’s office.

I bit a whole sandwich and it was like a slap to my face.

When you're so hungry you'd eat your own feet and still want more.

I ate my brother’s pizza and then I fought him for the last slice.

I ate my mom’s hair because I was that desperate.

I bit a whole pie and it was like a war in my mouth.