Eatonville

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A snoozeville town in Washington where the only fun you can have is eating bad gas station food and sleeping in a room that smells like old socks.

Bro I tried to live in Eatonville and all I did was stare at the ceiling and think about how my life is a failure.

Eatonville is so boring I could cry and no one would notice.

I went to Eatonville and it was like being trapped in a time capsule with no snacks.

A black town that Zora Neale Hurston used to write about because she had no life and needed something to make her feel special.

Eatonville is like the black version of a suburb, but with more drama and less lawn care.

Zora Neale Hurston needed Eatonville to feel important, and now we all have to live with it.

If Eatonville had a personality, it would be dramatic, loud, and always arguing with itself.

A town where the only things that matter are food, tattoos, and proving how tough you are by yelling at hicks.

I live in Eatonville and my daily routine is: eat, tattoo myself, and tell hicks to shut up.

Eatonville is where the tough kids go to show off their bad decisions and bad taste in food.

We don’t take crap from hicks in Eatonville, and if you do, we’ll beat you up and laugh about it later.

When your stomach is screaming for food and you're too lazy to cook, so you just stand there and whine.

I was so hungry I could have eaten a whole cow and still asked for seconds.

I was in Eatonville and my hunger was so strong I could have fought a bear.

I was hungry enough to eat my own foot and not even flinch.

When a girl does a handstand and someone throws melted cheese into her pants and then eats it like it’s the best thing ever.

I saw a girl do a handstand and get cheese poured in her pants and I was like, ‘That’s the best thing I’ve ever seen.’

My cousin did a handstand and got cheese poured in her pants and now she’s famous.

That handstand cheese thing is the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen a guy eat a whole pizza box.