Eaton Mess

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When you punch someone in the face so hard their nose explodes and their brains start leaking out, all while spitting your lunch into their mouth. It’s like a food fight and a bloodbath combined.
I did the Eaton Mess to my math teacher after he failed me for no reason.
She did the Eaton Mess to my brother during a video game battle.
My dad did the Eaton Mess to the guy who stole his parking spot.
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You scream at someone, punch them in the face, and make their nose bleed so bad it looks like a river. Then you throw your spaghetti at them. It’s like a messy Italian nightmare.
I did the Eaton Mess to my sister after she ate my last slice of pizza.
He did the Eaton Mess to his friend during a Fortnite duel.
My mom did the Eaton Mess to the mailman because he gave her a bad package.
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You hit someone so hard their nose goes boom and starts leaking everywhere. You also make them taste your breakfast. It’s like a breakfast fight and a nose explosion all in one.
I did the Eaton Mess to my dog because he ate my homework.
She did the Eaton Mess to her crush after he broke her heart.
My brother did the Eaton Mess to his teacher for giving him extra homework.
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