Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

An Englishman who acts like a gangsta no matter what. People love him because he's a laugh.

My cousin is an Eaton. He wears a tracksuit to work and shouts at pigeons.

Eaton showed up at the party in a suit and still tried to fight the bouncer.

He called the pizza guy a 'douche' and then gave him a tip.

2

A place near Perth where the streets are rough and the water is gross. The school there turns kids into brain-dead monsters.

I got mobbed in Old Eaton because I wore a hat.

The water in the Collie River is so bad, it looks like it was poured out of a toilet.

I walked past the school and heard screaming. It was the lunchtime special.

3

A fancy British way to say you're eating. Only the coolest people use it, and if you're not cool, you get chopped off.

My friend said 'Eaton' at the restaurant. I got a free dessert, but he got beheaded later.

I tried to use Eaton at the bar and got laughed out of there.

He said Eaton at the party and got a standing ovation.

4

A magical glow that makes girls go crazy when they see you. It's like a love spell.

He walked in and all the girls fainted. He had the Eaton.

I got the Eaton and now my crush is my best friend.

He used the Eaton on my mom and now she's dating my dad.

5

Riding a donkey while eating and rushing downtown like a maniac. It's the ultimate combo.

He ate a burger on a donkey and screamed at traffic.

She rode a donkey, ate a pie, and passed out in the street.

He was on a donkey, eating pizza, and got chased by a cop.

6

A person who can't say no to credit. They fiend for a fix and live on debt.

He bought a car with a credit card and now he's in the hospital.

She got a phone on credit and now she has six phones.

He got a tattoo on credit and now he's paying for it for life.

7

A guy from a book who is hot, tough, and has four fears. He's also the boyfriend of a girl named Tris.

He was so hot, I wanted to transfer to Dauntless just to see him.

He had four fears, but he still became a leader.

He dated Tris and she became a legend.