eatoffable

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So good you can eat off of it like it’s a damn buffet and you’re the king.

That pizza was so good I ate off the box like it was a throne.

This cake was so good I licked the plate clean and then asked for seconds.

That burger was so good I used it as a plate for my fries and didn’t even care.

So good you could eat off it and still have enough left to throw a feast.

That taco was so good I ate off the shell and still had room for three more.

This sandwich was so good I ate off the bread and then ate the bread again.

That soup was so good I drank it off the bowl like it was a drink.

So good you could eat off it and still have time to curse the chef.

That cake was so good I ate off the table and still had time to yell at the baker.

That steak was so good I ate off the plate and then called my mom to tell her I was full.

That pizza was so good I ate off the crust and then asked for another one.

So good you can eat off of it and still have enough left to insult your friends.

That burger was so good I ate off the bun and still had time to tell my friend they were bad at life.

That cake was so good I ate off the icing and then called my sister a fraud.

That sandwich was so good I ate off the bread and then said my dad’s sandwich was better.

So good you could eat off it and still have time to laugh at your own face.

That pizza was so good I ate off the box and then laughed at my own face in the mirror.

That cake was so good I ate off the plate and then made a face so ugly my dog left me.

That taco was so good I ate off the shell and then did a dance in the kitchen.