eat’n

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A cookie so good it makes you want to eat it, then cry because you’re so full and your pants are tight.
My aunt ate three smiley cookies and now she’s talking to the ceiling.
That cookie is so good, I ate it like it was my last meal.
I ate a smiley cookie and now my face looks like a traffic light.
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When you’re so busy stuffing your face you might as well be a pig at a buffet.
I was eat’n so fast I got crumbs in my hair.
My brother eat’n like he was being chased by a bear.
I was eat’n so much I forgot my name.
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