Eatmyas

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I’ll stuff your face with my butt and then kick you out.
My mom just told me I failed math. Eatmyas.
He lost the game. His friend said, 'Eatmyas!' and threw a pizza at him.
She spilled my coffee. I said, 'Eatmyas!' and walked away.
2
Your mouth is going to be my new toilet.
He said I was ugly. I responded with 'Eatmyas!' and left.
She made fun of my hair. I said, 'Eatmyas!' and laughed all the way home.
He called me a nerd. I said, 'Eatmyas!' and walked into the bathroom.
3
I’ll make your stomach my new home.
He said I was the worst friend ever. I told him, 'Eatmyas!' and went to sleep.
She failed the test. Her friend said, 'Eatmyas!' and drew a mustache on her face.
He said my joke was bad. I said, 'Eatmyas!' and bit his finger.
4
Your face is going to be my new snack.
He called me a loser. I said, 'Eatmyas!' and left him hanging.
She told me I was ugly. I said, 'Eatmyas!' and walked into the hallway.
He said I was the worst at basketball. I said, 'Eatmyas!' and kicked him.
5
I’ll turn your face into a smelly sandwich.
He said I was the worst at math. I said, 'Eatmyas!' and laughed.
She said my haircut was bad. I said, 'Eatmyas!' and took a bite of her sandwich.
He called me a nerd. I said, 'Eatmyas!' and bit his arm.
6
You’re going to be my new lunch.
She said I was the worst at chess. I said, 'Eatmyas!' and bit her finger.
He told me my joke was the worst. I said, 'Eatmyas!' and walked away.
She said I was ugly. I said, 'Eatmyas!' and ran into the hallway.
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