Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When your stomach is screaming and you have to chow down like it's the last meal on Earth

I skipped breakfast and lunch. My stomach was yelling at me. I had to eat like it was an eatmergency.

My snack ran out. I started crying. I ate my shoe. It was an eatmergency.

I waited 10 minutes for my pizza. It was an eatmerergency.

2

When you're so hungry you'll eat anything, even your own dog

I ate a sandwich. Then I ate my dog. It was an eatmerergency.

I was so hungry I ate my math homework. My teacher was mad. It was an eatmerergency.

I saw a bug. I ate it. It was an eatmerergency.

3

A time when you have to eat because your brain is gone and your stomach is screaming

I was so hungry I forgot my name. It was an eatmerergency.

I ate my sister’s hair. It was an eatmerergency.

I didn’t eat for three days. I had to eat like it was an eatmerergency.

4

When you’re so hungry you’d eat your own foot and not care

I ate my foot. I didn’t care. It was an eatmerergency.

I saw a rat. I ate it. It was an eatmerergency.

I had to eat my shoe. It was an eatmerergency.

5

When you’re so hungry you start eating things that aren’t food and don’t stop

I ate my homework. Then I ate my dog. I was in an eatmerergency.

I ate my brother’s face. It was an eatmerergency.

I ate a sock. I was in an eatmerergency.

6

When your hunger is so strong you eat like you're in a war and you're the only one left

I ate my whole lunch in 10 seconds. It was an eatmerergency.

I ate my friend’s face. I was in an eatmerergency.

I ate my mom’s hair. It was an eatmerergency.