Eatlovania

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Eatlovania is like Megalovania but you get to eat it and it tastes like regret and burnt toast.
I tried Eatlovania and it made me cry. My mouth is now a warzone.
My brother ate Eatlovania and now he’s a ghost. Literally.
That Eatlovania was so bad, I threw it at my teacher.
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Eatlovania is the worst Megalovania you can imagine, but you have to eat it and it hates you.
My mom made me eat Eatlovania and now I hate her. And my life.
I ate Eatlovania and my tongue is now a prisoner.
That Eatlovania was so bad, I named my dog after it.
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Eatlovania is like Megalovania but it’s food and it’s the most cursed thing you’ll ever eat.
I ate Eatlovania and now I’m cursed. My lunch is haunted.
That Eatlovania was so cursed, I had to take a vacation from eating.
I tried Eatlovania once. Now I live in fear.
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