Eatle

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A person who eats like they're being timed by a fart. They take so long to chew it might as well be a slow motion movie.

I asked her if she wanted a sandwich and she still hasn't finished the bread.

He took ten minutes to eat a single french fry. I left.

She ate her salad so slow I got a second one.

Someone who eats so slow it feels like they're doing it for a bet. They don’t just eat, they perform.

He took so long to eat his burger I got a free drink.

She bit her toast into three pieces before she even started eating.

He took two minutes to swallow a single bite of pizza.

A human who eats like they're trying to win a contest for the worst eater. They take their time and make everyone else suffer.

I waited fifteen minutes for him to finish his soup. I left.

She took so long to eat her apple I started eating it for her.

He ate his sandwich so slow it became a joke.