eatitilize

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To scarf down something like it's the last piece of pizza on Earth and you're about to die
I ate that burger so fast my face turned red. I was like a maniac.
She devoured the cake like it was her last meal. I think she forgot how to breathe.
He ate the taco like it was a lifeline. I swear he was choking on it.
2
To chew something so hard you could probably eat a brick and still have room for dessert
That guy chewed his steak like it was a personal grudge.
She bit into the donut like it had insulted her entire family.
He ate the gum like it was a crime and he was the detective.
3
To eat something so fast you could probably win a race against a hungry raccoon
He ate the sandwich so fast I thought he was trying to beat a raccoon.
She gulped down the soup like it was a race against time.
He devoured the pizza like he was training for the Olympics.
4
To take one bite and act like you just discovered the secret to eternal happiness
He took one bite of the cake and acted like he had just found a treasure.
She had one bite of the burger and started singing like she was in a band.
He took one bite of the taco and acted like he had just been given a million dollars.
5
To eat something so good you forget your own name and start talking to the food
He ate that pizza so good he started talking to it like it was his best friend.
She ate the ice cream so good she forgot her name and started humming.
He ate the burger so good he started whispering secrets to it.
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