Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person so clueless they think they’re the main character of their own sad life.

'I ate six kookies and still failed my math test. Why? Because I'm eatingkookies.'

'They said I’d be famous. I said, 'I'm eatingkookies.''

'I tried to start a band. I'm eatingkookies.'

2

The human version of a burnt-out toaster. Still works, but barely.

'I tried to make a cake. It was like eatingkookies.'

'I was supposed to be cool. Now I’m eatingkookies.'

'I tried to text them. My phone said, 'Error: eatingkookies.'

3

Someone who's so low on energy, they can't even finish a cookie without crying.

'I bit into a kookie and cried. I'm eatingkookies.'

'I tried to eat a kookie. It was like a horror movie. I'm eatingkookies.'

'I got a cookie. I got sad. I'm eatingkookies.'

4

A person who’s so bad at life, they think eating kookies is a superpower.

'I can eat kookies and still fail. I'm eatingkookies.'

'I told my mom I was a hero. She said, 'You’re eatingkookies.'

'I tried to save the world. I’m eatingkookies.'

5

The kind of person who thinks 'I’m fine' while eating a kookie and crying.

'I said I’m fine. I’m eatingkookies.'

'I bit into the kookie and cried. I’m eatingkookies.'

'I tried to be strong. I’m eatingkookies.'

6

A human who's so lazy, they think eating kookies is a full-time job.

'I eat kookies all day. I’m eatingkookies.'

'I told my boss I was sick. I’m eatingkookies.'

'I work at a kookie shop. I’m eatingkookies.'