eating your own dog food

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When you force yourself to use your own lousy product or service like it's a curse from hell.

The CEO tried to use the company's app and cried in the boardroom.

The restaurant owner had to eat the last batch of burnt meat and it was a spiritual experience.

The software team used their own software and it crashed like a drunk elephant.

Using your own stuff so bad it feels like punishment from the devil.

The manager had to use his own broken printer and it spat out his soul.

The kid tried to use his own homework app and it turned his brain to soup.

The company used their own software and it turned their office into a warzone.

When you’re so desperate you end up using your own messed-up product or service.

The CEO used the company’s app and it made him lose his voice.

The teacher had to grade with the school’s broken grading system and it broke her mind.

The team used their own software and it caused a mini-revolt in the office.

When you’re stuck with your own product or service like it’s your ex.

The manager tried to use the company’s software and it screamed at him.

The kid had to use his own homework app and it gave him a headache.

The team used their own software and it turned their day into a nightmare.

When you use your own product or service like it's a jail sentence.

The CEO tried to use the company’s software and it locked him out of his life.

The kid used his own homework app and it turned his brain to mush.

The team used their own software and it felt like being tortured.