Eating your mayonnaise

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Getting what you're saying. Like when you're talking nonsense and someone gets it anyway.
My friend called me at 3 AM screaming about his ex. I got it. He was eating his mayonnaise.
She said the dog stole her socks. I knew exactly what she meant. She was eating her mayonnaise.
He texted me 'the coffee is cold and my life is worse.' I laughed. He was eating his mayonnaise.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Figuring out what someone is saying even when they're being a mess.
She rambled about her day like a broken toaster. I got it. She was eating her mayonnaise.
He yelled about the traffic, the dog, and his mom. I knew what he meant. He was eating his mayonnaise.
She sent a text that was 100 words long. I got it. She was eating her mayonnaise.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Understanding something even when it's a mess. Like when someone talks like a babbling idiot and you still get it.
He talked like a robot with a cold. I got it. He was eating his mayonnaise.
She texted me a paragraph of random words. I got it. She was eating her mayonnaise.
He sent me a voice note that was 10 minutes long. I got it. He was eating his mayonnaise.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Getting what someone is saying even when they're being a complete idiot.
He said 'the cat is on the couch and I'm out of milk.' I knew what he meant. He was eating his mayonnaise.
She texted me 'the sky is blue and my life is purple.' I got it. She was eating her mayonnaise.
He screamed about the dog, the cat, and the cereal. I got it. He was eating his mayonnaise.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Understanding what someone is saying even when they're being a total mess.
She talked like a confused chicken. I got it. She was eating her mayonnaise.
He sent me a text that was all emojis and nonsense. I got it. He was eating his mayonnaise.
She yelled about the dog, the cat, the cereal, and her mom. I got it. She was eating her mayonnaise.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Knowing what someone means even when they're being a babbling idiot.
He said 'the coffee is cold and the dog is hot.' I got it. He was eating his mayonnaise.
She texted me 'the sky is green and my brain is blue.' I got it. She was eating her mayonnaise.
He yelled about the dog, the cat, and his mom. I got it. He was eating his mayonnaise.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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