eating while black

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When black people do something normal like eating, it makes a white person so mad they might throw a fit or yell like a toddler.

I was just eating a sandwich and this white guy started yelling at me for 'being in my space' like I was a ghost.

My cousin got roasted at lunch because she ate too fast. The guy at the table said it was 'disrespectful' and 'un-American.'

I was having a burger and a white lady stared at me like I had just robbed a bank.

Black folks just tryin' to chow down while white folks get all worked up and act like they're in a competition.

At the buffet, I got a plate of ribs and this white guy said, 'Why are you eating like you’re in a race?'

I was sippin’ my soda and a white dude said, 'You’re eating like you’ve never had food before.'

I was just chewin’ my chicken and this lady said, 'Why are you eating so loud?' like I was at a concert.

Black people just trying to eat like normal humans while white people get mad like they were personally insulted.

I was eatin’ my fries and this white guy said, 'You’re eatin’ like you’re tryin’ to impress me.'

At the pizza place, my friend got side-eyed for eatin’ a whole slice in one bite. The guy said, 'You’re supposed to take it slow!'

I was just sittin’ there eatin’ and a white lady said, 'Why are you even here? You’re supposed to be in the hood eatin’ at a diner.'

Black folks just tryin’ to eat while white folks get all dramatic and act like they’re in a soap opera.

I was eatin’ my lunch and this white guy said, 'You’re eatin’ like it’s a national event.'

My friend got side-eyed at the diner for eatin’ a whole plate. The guy said, 'You’re supposed to take it slow, like a civilized person.'

I was just eatin’ and this lady said, 'Why are you eatin’ so fast? You’re gonna make me cry!'

When black people are just enjoyin’ their food, white people get so mad they act like they’re in a war.

I was eatin’ my chicken and a white guy said, 'You’re eatin’ like you’re in a war.'

My cousin got roasted at the buffet. The guy said, 'Why are you eatin’ like you’re tryin’ to conquer me?'

I was just eatin’ and this white lady said, 'You’re eatin’ like you’ve never had food in your life!'

Black people just tryin’ to eat while white people get all dramatic and act like they’re on a reality show.

I was eatin’ my burger and this white guy said, 'You’re eatin’ like you’re on a reality show.'

My friend got side-eyed for eatin’ a whole plate. The guy said, 'You’re supposed to take it slow like a contestant.'

I was just eatin’ and this lady said, 'Why are you eatin’ like you’re tryin’ to win a prize?'