Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you go splat into a lake like a soggy pizza.

My cousin ate water so hard the fish jumped out of the lake.

I tried to ski and just ate water like it was my lunch.

He went face first into the river and came out looking like a wet dog.

2

When you hit the water so hard it feels like your face is getting spanked by a wave.

She ate water so fast the lifeguard laughed at her.

He went into the ocean and got spanked by a wave.

I ate water and my hair was floating like a seaweed monster.

3

When you go into water like it's your enemy and you're going to war.

He ate water like it was a battle and he was the warrior.

My brother went into the pool like it was a war zone.

She faced the lake like it was her arch nemesis.

4

When you crash into water and it feels like your face is getting drowned by a fountain.

He ate water and looked like he just got drenched by a fountain.

She crashed into the lake and her face was soaked like a sponge.

I ate water so hard it felt like I was in a water park.

5

When you dive into water and it feels like your head is getting smushed by a brick.

He dove into the pool and his head looked like it got smushed by a brick.

I ate water and my face was flat like a pancake.

She went in so hard the water looked like it was screaming.