Eating vinegar

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Eating vinegar is when you’re so jealous you’re literally swallowing your own hate. It’s like you’re drinking a sour punch and it’s all because someone else got the better deal.
My cousin got a new phone and I was eating vinegar like it was my job.
She got the last slice of pizza and I was eating vinegar so hard I almost got a stomach ulcer.
He got promoted and I was eating vinegar while pretending I didn’t care.
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Eating vinegar is when you’re so green with envy you could start a food fight just to make someone else feel bad. It’s like your insides are pickled and your mood is ruined.
I was eating vinegar when my friend got the last piece of cake.
He got the better grade and I was eating vinegar like it was a full-course meal.
She got the better job and I was eating vinegar while I stared at the ceiling for an hour.
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