Eating turtle

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A face full of cum that hits like a freight train
You asked for a blow job and got a full meal instead.
He tried to be fancy and ended up with a face full of cum.
She said she’d do it quick, but it took the whole lunch break.
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When you deepthroat a vag and it takes forever to come
She was slow, like a snail on a Sunday.
He was stuck in there like he was never coming out.
It took so long, I started eating my own hair.
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Actually eating a turtle because you're too dumb to be vegan
He ate the turtle like it was a salad.
She said it was the only way to get protein.
He bit the shell and screamed like a baby.
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