Eating Top Hats

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A person who shoves top hats in their mouth like they're trying to choke a hat and a burger at the same time

I saw my cousin eating top hats in the mall food court. He looked like he was trying to swallow a hat and a burrito.

My dog ate a top hat and now he’s running in circles like he’s on fire.

At the party, my friend ate a top hat so fast, the hat guy screamed, 'You’re gonna pay for that!'

When you bake your phone so much it starts to smell like burnt bread and regret

I baked my phone for 2 hours because I was mad at my ex. Now it smells like burnt toast and heartbreak.

My phone was baking so bad, I had to put it in the fridge. It was like a sad toaster.

I baked my phone so much, it started crying. I had to give it a hug.