Eating the turnbuckle

I tried eating the turnbuckle and it felt like I was eating a tampon and a sock at the same time.

He said he’d do anything for a free pizza. I told him to eat the turnbuckle.

My mom caught me eating the turnbuckle and now she thinks I’m a monster.

I ate the turnbuckle and now my tongue tastes like a fungal nightmare.

He said he was fine. Then I asked if he’d eaten the turnbuckle. He passed out.

She said it was a surprise. I said it was a horror movie.