Eating the ship

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Eating the ship means you're so bloated and gross you look like you swallowed a whole buffet and a trash can

My cousin ate the ship after eating three pizzas, two burgers, and a whole bag of chips.

My mom said I ate the ship because I didn’t brush my teeth for a week.

My brother ate the ship so bad, the dog ran away from him.

Eating the ship is when you’re so dirty and full you smell like a sewer and a food truck had a baby

My little sister ate the ship after eating cereal for dinner and not washing her hands.

My uncle ate the ship because he ate a whole cake and then fell into a muddy puddle.

My friend ate the ship so bad, the teacher sent him to the office.

Eating the ship happens when you’re so full and messy you look like you got hit by a pizza and a dumpster at the same time

My brother ate the ship after eating a whole pizza, a bag of chips, and a milkshake.

My dog ate the ship because he ate my sandwich and then rolled in the dirt.

My cousin ate the ship so bad, the whole class laughed at him.