eating the sausage

You just bit your own dick like it owed you money.

He ate the sausage so hard, the neighbors called the cops.

I tried eating the sausage, and now my face looks like a confused raccoon.

'I’m gonna kill you,' he said, then went to get coffee.

She said she was going to punch me, but she just texted me.

He said he’d eat my brains, then asked for a second slice of pizza.

She was eating the sausage so hard, the man was crying.

He looked like a happy dog who just got a treat.

She ate the sausage so fast, he thought he was in a race.