Eating the ostrich

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A guy who’s totally into another guy, but the other guy is still pretending he’s not.

Brad: "I’m not gay, I swear." Tom: "You’re eating the ostrich, Brad."

Jake: "I just want to be friends." Alex: "You’re eating the ostrich, Jake."

Mark: "I’m not into guys." Mike: "You’re eating the ostrich, Mark."

A straight guy who gets blown by a gay guy and acts like it didn’t happen.

Danny: "I didn’t do anything." Chris: "You’re eating the ostrich, Danny."

Tim: "I just wanted to try it." Joe: "You’re eating the ostrich, Tim."

Ben: "It was just a fling." Ryan: "You’re eating the ostrich, Ben."

A guy who gets seduced by another guy and denies it like it’s a crime.

Luke: "I didn’t know what I was doing." Sam: "You’re eating the ostrich, Luke."

Matt: "I just wanted to hang out." Steve: "You’re eating the ostrich, Matt."

Paul: "It was a mistake." James: "You’re eating the ostrich, Paul."