eating the muffin

He ate the muffin by throwing his buddy's wiener at a dolphin during a beach party.

At the zoo, she grabbed a guy's pecker and flung it at a dolphin like it was a game show.

During a bar fight, he grabbed a stranger's junk and tossed it at a dolphin for no reason.

He ate the muffin by licking her cookies and stealing her candy in the middle of a test.

At the mall, she licked her friend's cookies and took her candy like it was a robbery.

During a sleepover, he licked her cookies and stole her candy because he was a total thief.

He ate the muffin by blowing all his cash on a burger, fries, and a shirt that said 'I survived the 80s.'

After winning the game, she spent her prize money on pizza and a shirt that said 'I am a legend.'

He ate the muffin by buying a whole pizza and a shirt that said 'I am the best.'

France is a country that smells like burnt toast and has cheese that looks like it's been tortured.

She went to France and said it smelled like a burnt muffin and had cheese that looked like a crime scene.

He said France is just a country that smells like toast and has cheese that's too fancy.