eating the mango

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Sucking a juicy mango is like getting your face in a woman’s snatch. It’s messy and worth it.

My cousin ate the mango like it was her last meal and her ex’s tongue.

I tried to eat the mango and it was like I was eating my sister’s homework.

He ate the mango so fast it looked like he was doing a blow job to a fruit.

Eating the mango is like getting high and smoking a blunt at the same time. It’s pure bliss.

She ate the mango and then started laughing like she was high on life.

He ate the mango and looked like he was about to float away.

I ate the mango and it was like I was on a blunt and a bender.

Eating the mango is the worst quote ever. It means nothing and no one gets it.

My friend used the mango quote and it was like he was quoting a toilet.

She posted the mango quote and it was worse than her failed relationship.

He used the mango quote and it was like he was a failed comedian.

Eating the mango is the office way to say a woman got her snatch sucked. It’s safe and sneaky.

She said she was eating the mango and everyone knew she was getting eaten out.

He whispered he was eating the mango and it was like a secret love affair.

They said eating the mango was their lunch break and it was just a cover.

Eating the mango is when they literally take your fruit and eat it. No mercy.

They ate my mango like it was my last snack and my last hope.

She ate my mango and I was like I was being robbed by a fruit thief.

He ate my mango and it was like he was my enemy in a fruit war.