eating the lox

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to chow down on the snatch like it's the last piece of salmon at the deli (lox is a fancy fish, and also a fancy word for the vagina) (mainly for Jewish chicks, but anyone with a good taste in meat can use it)
I ate the lox so hard, my friend thought I was trying to swallow a whole bagel.
She said I was eating the lox like it was a free appetizer at a buffet.
My cousin ate the lox and forgot how to breathe.
2
to munch on the snatch with the hunger of a man who just saw a free pizza (lox is a type of fish, and also a type of hole you wish you had)
He ate the lox so loud, the neighbors called the police.
She was eating the lox like it was the last bagel in the universe.
My brother ate the lox and then asked for more.
3
when you go full animal on the snatch like you're at a buffet and there's only one slice left (lox is a fish, and also a word that makes your friends cringe)
She ate the lox and then started singing the bagel song.
He ate the lox so fast, he forgot his own name.
I ate the lox and now I can't stop thinking about salmon.
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to go in for the snatch like it's a free sample at a supermarket (lox is a fish, and also a word that your mom would use if she was mad)
He ate the lox and then asked for a coupon.
She ate the lox like it was the last free sample of the year.
My friend ate the lox and now she's on a seafood diet.
5
to take a bite out of the snatch like it's a bagel at a Jewish party (lox is a type of fish, and also a type of hole that needs to be filled with love)
He ate the lox and then started talking about his ex.
She ate the lox and then asked for cream cheese.
My cousin ate the lox and now he's obsessed with fish.
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