Eating The Lawn

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My Nicholas is the best man I ever had. He eats the lawn like it’s his last meal.

My Nicholas is the reason I still have a job.

He eats the lawn so hard, the grass screams.

He’s my Nicholas, and he’s the only one who can eat the lawn and not get caught.

Eating the lawn is when a man or woman licks the pussy of another woman like it’s a burger.

He ate the lawn in front of my whole family.

She ate the lawn so loud, the neighbors called the cops.

He was eating the lawn and didn’t even notice I was there.

When you go somewhere or do something so important, you can’t even tell me what it is.

I had to go somewhere important, but I couldn’t tell you what it was.

He went somewhere else and came back with a broken nose.

She did something so important, it made my dog cry.