eating the flesh of humans

My cousin ate my neighbor's kid like it was a bag of chips.

He bit off my friend's toe and said it was the best part of the meal.

I watched my uncle swallow a whole person and said, 'That was spicy.'

She turned her boss into a meatball and ate him at lunch.

He chopped up his friend and served it as a surprise appetizer.

My aunt ate her coworker and said, 'That was better than Monday meetings.'

He nibbled on my brother like he was a cheeseburger at a fast-food place.

She took a bite of my friend and said, 'That was a good side.'

My dad ate half my cousin and said, 'I'm full now.'