Eating the Crust

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When a hoe gives a guy a rim job and she knows his ass is full of dried up crumbly poop and he still takes it like a chump.
My ex gave me a rim job while I was still eating cereal for breakfast.
She rimmed me like I was her first love and I was just a sad guy with a crusty butt.
I got a rim job and my ass was so crusty, I thought I was eating a piece of stale bread.
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When Jimmy is too lazy to eat the crust and just leaves it on the plate like he doesn't care about life.
Jimmy left the crust on the plate like he was giving the bread a divorce.
He didn't even touch the crust, just looked at it like it was a bad relationship.
Jimmy left the crust on the plate because he was too busy crying about his ex.
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When you are the worst at everything and you don’t even try.
She tried to slay but ended up looking like a mess.
He tried to slay and failed so hard he got a new nickname.
They tried to slay and just walked out like they had no idea what slay was.
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When two guys are getting it on and it’s so gay it hurts.
They were making out like they were in a gay movie and I had to leave the room.
Two guys were getting it on and it was so gay, I had to get a new shirt.
They were so gay, I thought my mom was watching me.
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When you're giving a girl a good time and she gets truffle butter on her snatch from your ass and you just eat it like it's the best thing.
He ate her truffle butter like it was a piece of cake.
She got truffle butter on her snatch and he just ate it like it was a snack.
He was giving her a good time and then he ate her truffle butter like it was a treat.
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When you're eating someone's butt and it's so bad, it's like you're eating a piece of dirt.
He was eating my butt like I was giving him a piece of dirt.
She was eating my butt and it was so bad, I thought I was eating a dead rat.
He was eating my butt like it was a punishment.
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