Eating the cheese

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Blowjob. Sucking a hard-on. Licking a penis like it’s the last piece of cake.

My cousin ate the cheese and then passed out on the couch.

He said, 'I’ll eat the cheese if you pay my rent.'

She gave him a cheese-eating session and he cried like a baby.

Sucking a wet pussy and getting a little poop mixed in. It’s like a messy snack.

At the party, someone said, 'I ate the cheese and then ran to the bathroom.'

He tried to eat the cheese but got a face full of poop.

She said, 'I’ll eat the cheese if you promise to never talk to me again.'

When two guys have a gay time and one guy makes the other suck his penis until there’s nothing left.

They had a gay time and the loser had to eat the cheese for an hour.

He said, 'I ate the cheese and now I can’t stop thinking about it.'

They had a bet, and he had to eat the cheese until he passed out.

Getting so wasted you eat cheese that’s been sealed and smells like old socks.

They drank all night and ate cheese that tasted like a dead mouse.

He drank until he had to eat the cheese on the floor.

She said, 'I drank so much I had to eat the cheese to survive.'

When you rub your junk like it’s a burger and you’re starving.

He was eating the cheese in the bathroom and got caught.

She said, 'I eat the cheese when I’m bored.'

He was eating the cheese during class and got sent to the office.

When you say 'eat my cheese' to someone who hates cheese and you're being a total pain.

He said, 'Eat my cheese!' and then threw a cheese sandwich at him.

She told her brother, 'Eat my cheese!' and he cried.

He yelled, 'Eat my cheese!' and then ran away.