Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

stuffing your face with cat meat like it's the last meal on Earth

I ate the cat and now I'm floating

I'm eating the cat because my mom said I had to

I ate the cat and now my pants are on fire

2

when you’re too lazy to think and just stick your tongue in the pussy

I ate the cat and didn't even blink

I ate the cat because I was drunk

I ate the cat and now I'm a legend

3

dead cat on the table, you eat it, then you do a dance like you're at a rave

I ate the cat and then I did the robot

I ate the cat and then I took a nap

I ate the cat and then I got arrested

4

something Asians do because they’re rich and they like cat meat

I ate the cat because I’m rich

I ate the cat because I’m Asian

I ate the cat and I'm now a billionaire

5

being a brainless idiot who believes a stupid story just because it sounds cool

I believed the cat story because I'm a fool

I ate the cat and I didn't question it

I believed the cat story and now I'm famous

6

when ALF eats cat meat and it’s the best thing ever

ALF ate the cat and it was amazing

I ate the cat like ALF

ALF ate the cat and I ate it too

7

a person who wants your cat dead and is sad about it

I want to eat your cat and I’m crying

I ate your cat and now I'm heartbroken

I want to eat your cat because I'm emo