eating the burrito

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When a woman stands over someone and lets it all go in their face like it’s a surprise party they never asked for.

My cousin ate the burrito at the family reunion and now she’s famous.

He got the burrito at school and cried in the hallway.

My mom ate the burrito at the grocery store and the cashier ran away.

Girl code for getting a hard-on from a Mexican and eating it like it’s a taco Tuesday.

She said she was eating the burrito, but I knew she was just flirting with the guy at the taco stand.

My friend ate the burrito and now she’s got a new crush.

He asked her to eat the burrito, and she said yes, but only if he brought chips.

When you take every bite of life like it’s the last burrito on the menu and you don’t care if it’s spicy or not.

She ate the burrito during her job interview and got the job.

He ate the burrito at the basketball game and won the match.

My dog ate the burrito and now he’s the best dog in the neighborhood.