Eating that ass with a spoon

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You say this when you see a butt so good you wanna eat it like it’s your last meal. It’s a backhanded compliment that hits harder than a punch to the gut.

My cousin's butt looked like a bakery and I was the hungry customer.

I saw my crush's ass and said this like it was a business deal.

My friend's butt was so good I said this in front of his mom.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You use a spoon, any spoon, to dig into the ass so deep you’re scraping the inside like it’s a restaurant and you’re the diner.

I used my mom’s soup spoon to eat my brother’s ass like it was a Sunday dinner.

I dug into my crush’s butt with a silver spoon like I was eating caviar.

I used a plastic spoon to eat my friend’s ass like it was a fast food meal.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You stick the spoon up there so hard it’s like you’re doing a colon cleanse and the person’s intestines come out like spaghetti.

I shoved the spoon so deep my friend’s intestines came out like a fountain.

I used a spoon to eat my cousin’s ass so hard it looked like he was having a medical procedure.

I stuck the spoon up my brother’s ass and pulled out a noodle of guts.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You feast on the butt with a spoon like it’s the most delicious meal you’ve ever had and the person’s face is a masterpiece of horror.

I ate my crush’s ass with a spoon like it was a five-star dinner and he looked like he was about to cry.

I feasted on my friend’s butt with a spoon and he looked like he was being tortured.

I spoon-fed my brother’s ass like it was a baby and he screamed like a toddler.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You take the spoon and twist it like you’re trying to murder the person’s butt and make it a whole new level of pain.

I twisted the spoon in my brother’s ass like I was trying to kill him.

I twisted the spoon in my crush’s butt so hard it looked like he was in agony.

I turned the spoon like a madman and my friend’s butt screamed in pain.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You stick the spoon so far up the ass it’s like the person’s butt is a cave and the spoon is the treasure.

I stuck the spoon up my friend’s ass so deep it looked like he was hiding treasure.

My cousin’s butt was a cave and I was the explorer with the spoon.

I shoved the spoon into my brother’s butt like it was the last treasure in the world.

by Slangipedia 14d ago