eating taffy

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The secret way to say you're squeezing a pair of melons.

He said he was eating taffy, but I know he was just grabbing my boobs.

At the party, she said she was eating taffy, but I saw her doing it to the DJ.

He texted me, 'I'm eating taffy right now.' I replied, 'You're still eating taffy?'

A fancy way to say you're giving a boob a big hug.

She said she was eating taffy, but I saw her hugging my mom's boob.

He told me he was eating taffy, but he was just hugging the teacher's boob.

At the bus stop, he said he was eating taffy. I said, 'You're eating taffy at the bus stop?'

A lie you tell so people think you're eating candy, but you're really eating someone's meat.

He told me he was eating taffy, but I know he was eating my sister's meat.

At the mall, she said she was eating taffy, but I saw her eating the clerk's meat.

He texted me, 'I'm eating taffy.' I said, 'You're eating taffy? I'm eating meat!'