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When you stick your face in a woman’s snatch and try to suck her off like a taco from a food truck.

Bro, you're eating tacos again? You're gonna get a wedgie from that woman’s vag.

My cousin ate tacos so hard he got a nosebleed and a foot fetish.

I saw my uncle eating tacos in the mall bathroom and he had to call a cop.

A Mexican guy giving a blow job for cash, like he’s selling tacos at lunchtime.

That guy at the corner gave me a blow job for a dollar, and it felt like I was eating a taco at a food truck.

My brother got a job at the taco stand and now he gives blow jobs for tips.

I saw my mom’s coworker eating tacos for cash and it was like a food truck version of a blow job.

When you take a cup of Wendy’s chili and turn it into a bowl of poop, vomit, and pee, then eat it and snort the sauce like it’s hot sauce.

I ate a taco so bad I had to snort the sauce like it was a fire alarm.

My friend took a Wendy’s chili and turned it into a bowl of poop and vomit.

I snorted the sauce from the taco like it was a fire alarm and I got a nosebleed.

What a girl says when she wants you to eat her pussy, like it’s a taco at a food truck.

My girlfriend said, 'Eat my taco,' and I knew she wanted me to eat her pussy.

He said, 'Eat my taco,' and I knew he wanted me to eat his snatch.

I said, 'Eat my taco,' and my brother thought I was asking him to eat my pizza.

A person who loves tacos but is too scared to say it, like a kid who eats tacos but hides them in his pants.

My brother is a taco lover but he hides his tacos in his pants like he’s eating them in secret.

My mom eats tacos every day but she says she hates them.

My cousin eats tacos but he says he’s a pizza lover.

July 21st is when you eat tacos to make a woman’s vagina feel better, like you’re giving her a free taco at a food truck.

July 21st is taco day and I’m eating tacos to make my girl’s vagina feel better.

On July 21st, we eat tacos to make my aunt’s vagina feel like a food truck.

July 21st is taco day, and my cousin ate tacos to make his girl’s vagina feel like a food truck.

A weird dream about the Lego Movie characters eating Taco Bell and shitting themselves, like a food truck version of a movie.

I had a dream about the Lego Movie characters eating Taco Bell and shitting themselves.

My brother had a weird dream about the Lego Movie characters eating tacos and pooping on the floor.

My friend said he had a dream about the Lego Movie characters eating taco bell like it was a food truck.