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When you're doing the right thing by your lady, but it tastes like a fancy fish dinner.

My man did the honourable thing and got sushi for his lady. She cried tears of joy... and also probably had a seafood allergy.

He did the noble thing and fed her sushi. She said it was love. I said it was a bad idea.

Doing the honourable thing with your lady is like eating sushi. You're fancy, but you're also probably going to get sick.

When you're giving head and it's like you're eating a fish that smells like a sewer.

I gave her head and it was like eating sushi from a dirty pond.

She had a fishy smell down there and I was like, 'This is the worst sushi I've ever had.'

He went down on her and it was like eating sushi that had been sitting in a trash can for a week.

When you're eating a fancy fish and it's also going down your throat with a lady.

I was eating sushi and also giving head. It was like the fish was getting a second opinion.

He was eating sushi and giving head at the same time. I said, 'You're having a seafood and a seafood.'

She was eating sushi while I was giving her head. It was like a double seafood special.