Eating Streets

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A person who can’t stay home and thinks walking is a sport. They’re usually the ones who get lost in the mall and still say it was a good idea.

'I was Eating Streets all day, man. I walked past 10 burger places and still didn’t eat.'

'She’s Eating Streets again. I swear she’s trying to get lost on purpose.'

'He left the house for 8 hours and came back with a sunburn. Classic Eating Streets.'

When a guy eats a woman’s face while she’s driving. It’s like road head, but she’s the one doing the driving and probably won’t stop for traffic.

'He was Eating Streets in the middle of a highway. I had to swerve to avoid a f***ing burger.'

'I tried to talk to him, but he was too busy Eating Streets while I was driving.'

'That guy ate my face like I was a snack. I had to pull over.'

When you’re too busy going out to care about your life. It’s like being a human version of a dog that runs around the block 10 times.

'I’ve been Eating Streets for three days. I don’t even know where I am anymore.'

'He’s been Eating Streets since breakfast. I think he’s going to walk into a f***ing lake.'

'She spends more time Eating Streets than she does sleeping. I don’t even know how she lives.'